Giuliani keeps conservative nature, girdle size vague

Giuliani says he backs Red Sox to win the series. Predicts the final game as: Massachusetts: 12 electoral votes, Colorado: 9. -- headline at fark.com

Republicant Rudy Giuliani, the gay-loving, baby-killing, gun-hating, cross-dressing man-whore, declined Tuesday to tell a voter where he agrees and disagrees with conservative members of his party, saying it's about more than "just an ideology."

Bonus: he mentioned his "hero," Saint Ronnie of Reagan, who evidently fucking hated the NY Yankees. Not mentioned: his penchant for licking pornography.


"Whew. Some of that porn makes me almost as hot as I felt on September 11th!"