October 9, 2007

GOP Pervert of the Day

Aren't sex toys a crime in Alabama? But really, WTF is it with these people?

“An Alabama minister who died in June of ‘accidental mechanical asphyxia’ was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.” He also had a dildo up his ass, but it was wearing a condom.
No ball gag or nipple clamps? What an amateur.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think my brain is cramping over this one. The newspaper article says there's no "evidence of foul" play" and that he was alone at the time. Alone??? WTF? The condom on the dildo is a nice touch, though. At least the sex was sort of safe...maybe...I don't know...

Anonymous said...

How do you hogtie yourself, not to mention the ties and belts?

Anonymous said...

How is he gonna 'splain it to jeebus??

Anonymous said...

dontfearthereaper, don't worry about the poor guy he won't need to 'splain nothin', jeebus is cool.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

I seriously wonder if Abu Grahb was really for Rummy's pleasure.

Anonymous said...

I. Love. It!!!

Anonymous said...

seriously, how can that dude breathe, or is that the whole point?!