Kickin' Ass!!

In case anybody wonders why U.S. casualties are down, it's not so much that we are kickin' ass, but that the unwritten mission now is to search and avoid

We were hit by so many roadside bombs we became incredibly demoralized, so we decided the only way we wouldn't be blown up was to avoid driving around all the time.
So we would go find an open field and park, and call our base every hour to tell them we were searching for weapons caches in the fields and doing weapons patrols and everything was going fine . . .

Why do phony soldiers hate America? The Reich-Wingnut attack squads are mobilizing from their mother's basements as we speak. Protecting their rear flank, so to speak.

BOO-YAAAH!!