It really WAS funny to hear that Darth Cheney and b HUSSEIN Osama are distant cousins but further genealogical research has unearthed a common bond that Explains Everything:
Bush turns out to be related to Vlad the Impaler -- the medieval tyrant who was one of the inspirations for the fictional Count Dracula. Some critics might say that Bush has certain things in common with Vlad, who is still honored by many Romanians for having saved their country from invasion by the Muslim Ottoman Turks. Vlad was a paranoid and bloodthirsty despot, however, who ruled through torture and murder.No surprise, except that the gene for intelligence might have been watered down through the generations.
Chimpy the Exhaler
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