October 4, 2007

On the stump, low-key Thompson puts people into comas

Twenty-four minutes after he began speaking in a small restaurant the other day, Fred Thompson's audience were face-down in their bowls of chili.

[A]s Mr. Thompson campaigned across Iowa this week, he was something other than the dynamic presence that some in his party have been yearning for. Iowans saw a candidate who is subdued and sonorous, a laconic presence who spoke in soft monotone, threw few elbows and displayed little drive to distinguish himself from his opponents.
In other Frederick of Hollywood news, Freddie tells James Dobson to piss off. Again. The National Wankrag reports:
Pudfaced spunkbubble Sean Hannity asked gpuke savior Saint Fred Reaganson about the evangelical crank, who has -- very unChristian-like -- attacked Thompson and made it clear he would not support Thompson's candidacy, "Would you want to have a conversation with Dr. Dobson? Do you think that might help?"

Thompson replied "I have no idea. I don't particularly care to have a conversation with him. If he wants to call up and apologize again, that's ok with me. But I'm not going to dance to anybody's tune."

"Script girl! I want a script and your boobs -- in that order."

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