October 25, 2007

Romney willing to use blockade or 'bombardment' of Iran

Multiple-Choice Mitt Romney, after talking to his lawyers, said Thursday he would be willing to use a military blockade or "bombardment of some kind" to prevent Iran from building a nuclear weapon.

"That's an option that's on the table. And it's is not something which we'll spell out specifically. I really can't lay out exactly how that would be done, but we have a number of options from blockade to bombardment of some kind. And that's something we very much have to keep on the table, and we will ready ourselves to be able to take, because, frankly, I think it's unacceptable for Iran to have nuclear weapons."

The candidate prepares to bomb the sidewalk as child cringes in fear.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

is he taking a shit or what?

Anonymous said...

"willing to use a military blockade or bombardment of some kind" as long as HIS sons aren't involved.