October 8, 2007

Rudy "Sept 11" Giuliani: "9/11!"

No matter what the question is, 9/11 is always the answer if you're America's Terrizm Mayor Rudy "Sept 11" Giuliani. Even when it comes to his wife interrupting a campaign speech:

"Since Sept. 11, most of the time when we get on a plane we talk to each other and just reaffirm the fact that we love each other."
Or religion:
"I need God's help for everything, and I probably feel that the most when I'm in crisis and under pressure, like Sept. 11, when I was dealing with prostate cancer, or when I'm trying to explain death to people."
Or the weather:
"I'll always remember that Sept. 11, it was one of the most beautiful days of the year."
Or flipflopping on gun control:
"There are some major intervening events - Sept. 11 - which cast somewhat of a different light on the Second Amendment."
Or {your question here!}:
"For me, every day is an anniversary of Sept. 11."
But IOKIYAR. Read on as a couple of CNN goons, unbelievably and with a straight face, ask if Hillary is politicizing September 11th:
Discussing Sen. Clinton's new television advertisement "Stand by Us ," the WaComPo and CNN media "critic" wHoward Kurtz bleated "In a stark, black-and-white ad that pictures her in a mask at Ground Zero, Hillary Rodham Clinton is treading on Rudy Giuliani's turf."
Fucking moist-knuckled gpuke dong-chomper. Oh, sorry, for those who want a bit more commentary with their news, here: I can't get over what a fucking obsequious little repuke beercoaster this stinkfinger is, the fucking blowhole. Criminey.
Similarly, on the October 5 edition of CNN's American Morning, host John Roberts said that Clinton's ad "really is a shot across Rudy Giuliani's bow to say, 'You're not the only one who has a claim to 9-11 here.' But is she going too far? Is she politicizing 9-11?"
Jeebus, Mary and Joseph, give me strength. And plz teach me some more swearwords, I'm going to need them, thx.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you or I were watching some TV movie with a plot & dialogue like this, we'd think "how juvenile..they can't even come up with something clever. This script is SO unbelievable and predictable I'm not even going to bother spending 5 minutes on it" and we'd move on to The Simpsons or Jon Stewart or even The Teletubbies!

ThePoliticalCat said...

Maru? Try "behen chod," "sala," "gandhu," "puki mak lu," and "cheebai." Let me know if you need more.

maru said...

behen chod sounds pretty cool... what's it mean?

ThePoliticalCat said...

"Fuck your sister," or, actually, more to the point, "I fucked your sister," or "you fuck your sister." "Puki mak lu" means "Your mother's cunt," and "cheebai," or, more accurately, "chow cheebai" means, "your cunt stinks." Should be good for Undie Liberal, who's running short of descriptives for Coulter.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Buttsuck's always good too. Did I learn "assmunch" from you, or was that someone else?