October 30, 2007

Saint Fred the Insane quizzed on commie homos, sleep number

"What is your belief for federal civil unions to be passed?" New Hampshire voter Edward Paul asked the candidate during a campaign stop at the local Sleepys showroom Monday.

"Soviet Union?" Thompson responded in his trademark folksy baritone.

"Geez, enough with the Soviet Union already, you senile old fuck. No, civil unions," Paul said.

"Oh. No, I would not be in support of that," Thompson said. "Hey, nice mattress. Yawl oughta try this thing."

Paul said he wasn't surprised, or impressed.

"I think he needs to do more homework on whatever state he's in and I don't think he did on that question," said Paul, a registered independent.
Thompson, face-down in a California kingsize, was not available for comment.


"Yes! I'll take two pillows!"

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