November 8, 2007

Breaking on Fox!

Hitlary Xlintoon, noted lesbian and murderer of Vince Foster, is also a killer of kittens. And of psychos' husbands. Well, her hitman is. And she could be an alien being. Who shops at Walmart and steals babies for Satanic rituals. Oh, and she doesn't leave tips. She's wrong for America.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well, everyone knows that every time you vote Republican, GOD kills a kitten. So there.

I love going into Christian chat rooms and making fun of idiots who call her "Hitlery".