November 20, 2007

Bringing honor and integrity back to the White House

"Well, we certainly didn't do that."

Morally bankrupt former Bush spokes-liar Scott McClellan finally finds "the appropriate time" to discuss the Valerie Plame case --

"The most powerful leader in the world {Gawd - Ed.} had called upon me to speak on his behalf and help restore credibility {Snort! - Ed.} he lost amid the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. So I stood at the White house briefing room podium in front of the glare of the klieg lights for the better part of two weeks and publicly exonerated two of the senior-most aides in the White House: Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

"There was one problem. It was not true.

"I had unknowingly passed along false information. And five of the highest ranking officials in the administration were involved in my doing so: Rove, Libby, the vice President, the President’s chief of staff, and the president himself."
Ahhh, rethug moral values... but hey, at least it didn't involve a blowjob. That we know of.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't entirely believe McClellan either -- you don't get to be a chief 'weasel' like he was by being fair, honest, & truthful. Hell, he was undoubtedly hired for his smarmy duplicity, so I would bet he DID know about it, or, at best, he intentionally removed himself from situations where he might find out about any of this seedy crap that was going on.

The best thing I could ever say about McClellan was that he was not as bad a Tony Snow, but that certainly is faint praise...

Anonymous said...

Correction: make that 'feint praise' - - 'faint' is what I feel like doing when I think of praising him!

Anonymous said...

That's right big em, good old fashioned ass covering from little Scotty boy.

Anonymous said...

All we can say now is what we've always said, which is: try not to suck any dicks on the way across the parking lot, Scott.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

These guys think they'll go down in history as good people if they write a tell-all book AFTER they leave. Sorry Scotty, Jesus don't play dat. Next stop: HELL.