Bush pledges to rebuild Justice Dept.

In welcoming Michael Mukasey as his new pet tortur AG, Generalissimo Jerkoff took the opportunity to praise incompetent meatpuppet Alberto "Abuto Ghraibzales" Gonzales, calling the snivelling liar a man of 'integrity' and 'decency.'

Bonus: Supporters of the criminally negligent if not actual criminal laughingstock Gonzales "have created a trust fund to help pay for his legal expenses, which are mounting in the face of an ongoing Justice Department investigation into whether he committed perjury or improperly tampered with a congressional witness."


"Muh sweet, sweet little Chili-Bean"