November 5, 2007

Darth Cheney's Extraterrestial Wet Dream

In a display of moral and intellectual superiority, the US was the lone country, of 172, voting against a UN resolution calling for peace in space. Even our stalwart ally Israel felt obliged to at least abstain rather than vote against this no-brainer resolution.

Because after all, we have to fight the islamocommienazijihadifascist aliens out there so we don't have to fight them here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A peaceful outer space isn't conducive to a profitable military/industrial/media complex.