Good God

Cal Thomas, Christian columnist and noted douchebag, on torture: 'Jack Bauer does it, so it must be okay.' On adultery, cross-dressing, lying, multiple marriages: 'Pat's friend Rudy does it, so it must be okay.' On being a dimwitted hypocrite: 'I do it all the time, so it must be okay.'

On advertising himself at gay.com: 'Mitt Romney did it, so it must be okay.'