November 28, 2007

A Great Stocking Stuffer or Whatever Stuffer

The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12" tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: "I Am Not Gay." His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses... even the famous "wide stance" the Senator refers to.
Best of all, THE ACTION FIGURE TALKS! Press the button, and he delivers a portion of his Press Conference...
"Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement: 'I am not gay. I never have been gay."
Get your very own Senator Wide Stance action figure HERE.

Call today, don't delay, call NOW!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does he tap his toes when you pull the string?

BadTux said...

ml, I doubt it. But it doesn't matter anyhow, I clicked on the link, and they say:

"Sorry to STALL (ha, ha), but we have bad news and good news...

Bad News: We ran out of the Larry Craig Action Figures. (yeah, we can't believe it either)

Good News: More will be arriving in just a few days.

Please come back soon and buy him for your very own. If you want, we can email you when Larry comes out... er, comes IN. "

Heh.