November 26, 2007

Happiness is a Warm Gun

In the desperate, last throes of his abbreviated and uninspiring campaign for the fascist party nomination for president, Hollywood Grampa Daddy Fred panders to the gun nuts in the land of Eden:

White House hopeful Fred Thompson called his trip down an aisle of rifles, shotguns and pistols at a gun show Saturday "a day in paradise," and criticized his leading Republican opponents for past positions on gun control and abortion.
A campaign spokesperson stated that the only reason he is sucking up is because Fox "News" Fox is biased against him.
Earth to houndog face: Size matters.

Hootie McBoobalicious with her dream liberal