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Indeed, These Are Ironic Times.

CHAVEZ, AHMADINEJAD MEET IN TEHRAN
At Piss Off Bush Summit.

WORLD NEWS
Iraq: Majority of Foreign Fighters From Libya, Saudi Arabia
And United States.
U.S. Reviewing Aid to Pakistan
Musharraf may need additonal funds to suppress opponents of martial law.
Bhutto Now Free to Move About the Cabin
But advised to keep seat belt fastened.

U. S. NEWS
Study: Real Cost of Wars $1.6 Trillion
Not the measly $816 billion administration claims.
Study Naming Detroit “Most Dangerous City” Angers Locals
Makes them want to go out, get a gun and kill somebody.

ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Book: Former Press Secretary McClellan Admits He Lied for President
White House disparages “absurd allegations of admitted liar.”

CONSUMER NEWS
Toys With Lead Paint, OtherHazards Still on Shelves in U.S.
Merchants “swear” they'll all be gone by Christmas.

BUSINESS
Wall Street Bonuses Set Record
Things haven't been this good since 1929.
Oil Approaches $100 a Barrel
White House blames Jimmy Carter.