Mine is WAAAAY Bigger

As the top three Republicunt candidates claim to have the biggest dick regarding Islamocaommienazijihadifascist torture, the little man in search of a balcony, Rudy Giuliani says his is the biggest while claiming experience with "very aggressive techniques.

Now, intensive questioning works. If I didn’t use intensive questioning, there would be a lot of mafia guys running around New York right now and crime would be a lot higher in New York than it is. Intensive question has to be used.

Well, he DOES know something about the subject. after all, I've heard that it's real torture to put on pantyhose when one is into crossdressing. But inquiring minds would like to know:
Who Would Jesus Torture?