It was only just a matter of time. A fire broke out in Dick Cheney's suite of offices next to the White House on Wednesday, forcing hundreds of government staffers to evacuate their cubicles, bowels. The vice president was in his bunker undergoing his twice-weekly oil change at the time and was not in any danger.
December 19, 2007
Blazing pants sets Cheney's office on fire
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I suppose all those records of malfeasance were destroyed?
Probably just an electrical overload.
A coincidence, if you will.
Exclusive! An awesome dood calling himself Jebus Krispies slammed a lightning bolt of protest and vengeance into the closet of Darth Cheney’s office striking a bunker-busting hole through the wicked turgid atmosphere of malfeasance to create a vacuum suckhole which seems to be magnetically sliding the entire Rebublican administration lock stock and barrel directly into the smoky slime realms of Hell. The Trolls being presently sucked away into the blackhole have expressions of howling, yet they are unable to scream.
Jebus was last seen dusting his hands off with an expression some described as malicious, as he muttered “Done! Toast! DEAD and Punished!” before disappearing in a puff of pale blue smoke flanked by angels carrying machineguns.
One of the angels waved the machine gun at the passers by, and said, “Nothing to see here, move along. Just cleansing a bit of the psychotic snot off the face of Democracy.”
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