December 11, 2007

Booming Economy Threatened

John McStain, fighting off the effects of Alzheimer's (just like St Ronnie!) and shredding what little credibility he ever may have had, gives Americans some straight talk straight from The Straight Talk Winnebago:

"Al-Qaeda plans for attacks on oil facilities in the Middle East to destroy the American economy," McCain said, in prepared remarks released by his campaign ahead of a speech in South Carolina.
"We're one successful attack away from an economic crisis," McCain said, adding that US enemies knew the damage a disruption of supplies would wreak on the US economy.
Obviously, the torture by the North Vietnamese has affected some of his cognitive skills. Ground control to straight talkin' McSpliffy: Chimperor Flaciddius Maximus has beaten al Qaeda to the punch. Now go take a nap.

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