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WORLD NEWS
Bush, Maliki Agree onLong-Term U.S. Presence in Iraq
We'll stay as long as there's oil.
Europe Faces New Wave ofIllegal Immigration
Undocumented Americans taking jobs Europeans won't do, sending euros back to families in U.S.

U. S. NEWS
Administration Lowers Expectations of Political Progress in Iraq
A theocratic state aligned with our enemies now “best case scenario.”
Mileage Figures Even Worse forNext Year's Cars
Thanks to auto industry's successful debunking of global warming hoax.
Mukasey: Fewer People With Mental Health Problems Able to Buy Guns
Instead, they're running for office.

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