Kickin' Ass!!

The number of American soldiers who died in the occupation of Iraqnam during 2007 stands at 899. Despite astonishing signs of normalcy in multiple Indiana-like markets during the latter part of the year, 2007 still had the highest number of American deaths since the illegal invasion began. Let Freedom Reign!

In other news soon to be covered by the "liberal media," the Pakistani islamist dictatorship has declared that Benazir Bhutto died due to old age brought on by a rebel sunroof latch which was emboldened by the fact that she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

Suck on THAT!