Paging Larry Craig...

... you know, there is something called libel in this country, Mr. Craig. And, you know... if you didn't really fuck all those guys, you could probably sue. And you could probably win.

Mr. Craig?

Are you still there?

Yes, I know you're not gay. You've said that a few times now. I was just saying... if you didn't fuck all those guys, you could sue the shit out the Statesman for recklessly dragging your good name through the mud.

Mr. Craig?

Where are you going? Don't walk away... we're trying to help you.

Yes, we know you're not gay! Mr. Craig, wait up!!