Oh for the love of Satan and all things satanic. Bill O Lielly, bastion of journamalistic integritude has exposed us as the satanists that we are:
On Fox News yesterday, Bill O’Reilly let loose on “far-left websites” like DailyKos, stating, “If you read these far-left websites, you’re a devil worshipper. You are.” O’Reilly’s ombudsman responded, “As a journalist, you know better than that.” O’Reilly shot back: “Satan is running the DailyKos. Yes, he is!”Oh for Satan's sake, Bill O'Lielly, a journalist?
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Damn! He's on to us all! Time to hold off on the satanic blood sacrifices (I'll have to re-book all that to next year when the heat dies down). I wish Bill O'Rielly wasn't SO prescient and able to figure out our nefarious plans so easily! HOW can he be SO RIGHT SO OFTEN?? Just don't let on about our intentions to restore godless Communism in every home in Amerika ..
Hahahahahahahaha.....
On further consideration, I'm confused... Does O'Lielly think we're 'Satanists', which I presume means that you believe in God but support his opponent 'Satan' -- OR -- does O'Lielly think that we're 'secular humanists' (gasp!) who don't believe in God and are trying to destroy Christmas celebrations that he's always going off about??
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