December 11, 2007

Snot!

Sorry for the very light posting lately, but I picked up a hell of a cold. All I've done since Saturday is sleep.

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Posted by maru at 12/11/2007 11:30:00 AM

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Toddy that KILLS cold viruses:

One fresh LEMON, squeeze all the juice into a cup, add one teaspoon of HONEY (maybe 2), add one dash of CAYENNE PEPPER, add HOT WATER and stir. Then sip it all down and go back to bed.
(There is something in the enzymes of the lemon and in cayenne pepper that have the power to kick ass on viruses and bad bacteria).

Drink the toddy, and along with that remedy do this:

The Secret Fumigator Cold Virus KILLER:

Rub VICKs VAPO RUB all over the bottoms of your feet (immediately after put on SOCKS); RUB VICKS all over neck and chest, put SCARF around vapo-d neck; Rub Vicks on palms of hands, put on GLOVES---tuck in for a nap and miraculously the vapors absorb into only place of body where there is no hair folicles: hands and feet, and body breathes in the vapors and the Cold Virus HATES it, and croaks.

And to top off this heeling tiem there is also the magic KITTEH bringing out the cozmik twanger sparkling Star Wand, which Magic Kitteh will now wield with the powerful decree: "ALL ICKIES MUST LEEV MARU, B GON THIS INSTANT!!~ MARU, BE WELL!!! HO! SO BE IT! OM SHANTI NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!! Holy harbles. YAY IT IZ DUN! Uh, i can haz cheezburgr nao?"

Love from the entire universe now surrounds you with its sweet comfort and protection, and wellness returns with an inner smile. HARMONY, HOMEOSTASIS, EQUIPOISE, and PURRING prevail.

12:38 PM
maru said...

mmmmmmmmm!

3:45 PM
ThePoliticalCat said...

Don't forget to add warmed brandy. Get well soon!

4:45 PM

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