Toe-sucker advising evangelical candidate

Repulsive perverted midget and tax cheat Dick Morris has joined Mike Huckabee's ... errr ... staff as a consultant. Uhhh, good move, there, Huckster.

The Huckabee campaign slogan is "Faith. Family. Freedom. Frumunda!" [...]

In 1996 Morris was forced to resign as President Clinton's political consultant after it was alleged that he had regularly had kinky sex with a desperate prostitute at a Washington hotel.

In 2007, the Connecticut Department of Revenue Services listed Morris as the state's seventh-largest delinquent taxpayer, and the Northeast chapter of Concerned Citizens voted the badly-toupeed Hannity-humper "one of the creepiest 'men' on the planet."