This didn't come from the onion....
The Gospel of Bling by the Rev Creflo Dollar
Jesus was not poor and he wants Christians to be wealthy. Like other religious leaders, Dollar practices what he preaches. The son of a policeman and a school cafeteria worker, he now owns an Atlanta estate, a $2.4 million apartment in New York City, and a private plane.It seems like Rev. Dollar(are you kidding me?) missed the part that says: "Sell what you own, give it to the poor, and follow me." and the part about how it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eve of a needle than for a rich man to go to heaven.
Just wondering: how gaddamn stupid does one have to be to give a bunch of money to a preacher named Creflo Fucking Dollar.......(still giggling)
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Book Reviews:
How to Make a Cool Million
Chapter One:
Write a book about how to make a million.
Chapter Two:
Sell it to a million suckers.
The Rev. Dollar is one that Sen. Grassley's committee is looking into isn't he? Also Benny Hinn, Paula White, I hope they net up a bunch of 'em.
To listen to some of these characters, you'd think Jesus spoke about it being easy to stick a needle into the eye of a camel, it probably reads that way in their books.
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