January 2, 2008

Asskickinpalooza

In a display of astonishing signs of normalcy and evidence that the surge is going swimmingly in Iraqnam, a suicide bomber rang in first of the year by killing 36 and wounding dozens followed by another display of surgitudinal ass kicking on Wednesday:

A female suicide bomber killed 10 people in Iraq on Wednesday, the latest in a string of suicide bombings that has seen a major strike nearly every day of the past week despite an overall decline in violence.
Yay!! The surge has worked, Iraq will not be an issue in 2008, John Edwards lied about the cost of his haircuts and I promise not to cum in your mouth.

Oh, and only 24,000 Iraqi civilians were killed last year.

Let freedom reign!!

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