January 28, 2008

Big Issue Surfaces in Republicunt Battle

I didn't make this up, and it certainly isn't from the Onion. But this comes from the most trusted name in news

Huckabee Challenges Romney Over Fried Chicken
Mitt Romney's failure to eat fried chicken with the skin on is nothing short of blasphemy here in the South, according to GOP rival Mike Huckabee.
Romney, of Massachusetts, dug into a piece fried chicken at KFC while campaigning in Lutz, Florida on Saturday, but not before peeling off what most would consider the best part — the crispy skin.
"I can tell you this," God's chosen candidate said, "any Southerner knows if you don’t eat the skin don’t bother calling it fried chicken."
"So that's good. I'm glad that he did that, because that means I'm going to win Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Oklahoma … all these great Southern states that understand the best part of fried chicken is the skin, if you're going to eat it that way."
Nice to see them debating the most important issues of the day.
Next: The two way debate over the proper way to cook and eat squirrel.
Wow.....fucking Wow.