January 24, 2008

Cyborg McCrankcase: "arrrrrgh! You're all gonna die!"

After actually getting caught lying 935 times, Dick "Chicanery" Cheney still has the cojones to crawl out from his bunker and open his farking yapper.

Update: shoot, with the Capitulation Party folding faster than Fred Thompson in a Sleepys showroom, why the hell not?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cheney is a creature for all seasons who has an AMAZING restartable heart... and you just know that he stores his replacement batteries in his rear end... so why does anybody care if he can crawl out from under his rock now and then and declare that he's still alive? The going bet is that he never was and never will be... Walt disney should populate his amusement parks with creatures like him so that we can kick them all into the moat and see if they float.... I would pay good money to do that.