Hysterical!

Amazon customer tags for Jonah Goldberg's book, Let's See What I Can Find in My Bellybutton!:

doughy pantload (215)
wingnut welfare (190)
i can has job mom (164)
propaganda (164)
editor promised cake (146)
banged out by howler monkeys (29)
books written while high on cheeto dust (24)
if michelle malkin is over your head (16)
ten pounds of crap in a five pound book (16)
social security is like treblinka (12)
cheetohnacht (10)
ein vol ein reich ein bag von cheetos (10)
teh stoopid (8
code pink invaded poland (7)
its not cheapening when we do it (7)
lunatic ravings (7)
a fascist wannabe publishes his fantasie... (6)
ghost writer quit when i tried to pay hi... (6)
i can has funyuns (6)
self-parodies (6)
waste of a good tree (6)
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cheetohesque (5)
doughy pantloads premiere (5)
dumber than a bag of hammers (5)
how not to design a book cover (5)
makes ann coulter seem sane (5)
pathetic revisionism (5)
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what a boat load of crap (5)
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100 percent fact free (4)
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bored the stenographer to sleep (4)
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holocaust denial (4)
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jonah made a poopie (4)
ludicrous is too kind a word (4)
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1 star because zero stars isnt an option (3)
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ishtar (3)
jfk killed six million jews (3)
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missed deadlines (3)
moron (3)
no pictures or crayons (3)
not censored if its for sale (3)

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