Iran releases own video of US Gulf incident

Iran released a video on Thursday which it said showed its boats did not threaten U.S. navy vessels in the Gulf. Indeed, the canoes, festooned in pink tulle and sparkles, seemed to counter what Pweznit Resolutenitude von Warmonkey called "a pervocative act." The White House argued that it was provocative, as the president is "afraid of catching teh ghey."

Actual story: the Bush misadministration has lied again. The Navy is now saying that the incident that almost started another neocon wet dream was uhhhh... look! Squirrels!!

The Navy never said specifically where the voices came from {Heh - Ed.}, but many were left with the impression they had come from the speedboats because of the way the Navy footage was edited.

Today, the spokesperson for the Fifth Fleet clarified that the threat may have come from the Iranian boats, or it may have come from somewhere else.

Like some ignorant smart-ass swabby on the poop deck of the USS Cheney? Geez, you guys, nice work. Assholes.