January 24, 2008

Makin' progress

We are so kicking ass! As Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol continues to jerk himself off in his dark and fetid penthouse over how well the surge! is doing, General Petraeus, Man of the Year!!1!, needs another Friedman Unit -- another "FU," if you will, to determine whether or not we’ve "reached a turning point" in Iraq.

"There is no lights at the end of the tunnel that we’re seeing," he told NBC Tuesday, seeming to channel his dimbulb boss. Indeed.

  • As things continue to go remarkably well in Iraq, a suicide bomber killed an Iraqi police chief and two other officers Thursday as they fled an ambush at the site of the wreckage of a thunderous blast a day earlier that killed at least 34 civilians and wounded 224.

  • In an astonishing signs of normalcy, a suicide car bomber targeted a police convoy near the northern city of Kirkuk on Wednesday, killing at least five civilians and wounding 11, police said.

  • Turning the corner in Baghdad, gunmen fired on Iraqi soldiers resting on the side of a highway, killing three and wounding at least one, according to police and the U.S. military.

  • 1 comment:

    Anonymous said...

    Yeah.. but what does any of that stuff have to do with Bill Kristol -- or any other rich white Republican -- being endangered or even inconvenienced?? Let's all celebrate THEIR good fortunes!