Informative NY comPost article helpfully defines Dem and rethug candidates:
Barack Obama "is like a woman"
Hillary Clinton is "androgynous," bordering on man-like
John Edwards is "a cute 8-year-old boy"
Mitt Romney "is the CEO with movie-star looks"
Sen. John McCain is "the war hero and straight shooter"
Mike Huckabee is "the parochial religious orator and weight loser."
Rudy Giuliani "famously cross-dressed," sure, but "only for laughs at charity fund-raisers"
They missed "Fred Thompson is the gruff, live Ronald Reagan." But for all you touchy-feely sissypants terrist-huggers out there feeling the big O-mentum, remember this:
By the end of this year we might indeed have our first woman president -- but not necessarily Hillary.Fucking comPost.
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