No Easter Eggs Here...

Going out of his way to be even more french fries short of a happy meal than Dumbya, Hucknuckle promises religious Reich-wingnuts that if elected, troops to be sent on Easter Egg Hunt:

Everybody can look back and say, oh well we didn’t find the weapons. Doesn’t meet that they weren’t there. Just because you didn’t find every Easter egg didn’t mean it wasn’t planted.
I think it’s more likely that that weapons of mass destruction that we know that he at one time had, he used weapons against the Kurds, good chance they may have gone to Jordan. We don’t know where they are.

Better yet, The Flying Spaghetti monster ordered Saddam’s secret army of flying monkeys to signal the Asgard to beam up the WMDs and transported them to Alpha Centauri and to return them when the Islamocommienazijihadifascist Easter Bunny signals the ‘all clear’.
Darth Cheney to the rescue!!