January 22, 2008

No, Fred! Nooooooo!!

Hysterical pantswetting posts from fReetardville on the surrendering of Saint Fred Reaganson:

"It’s clear that the liberal commie media is in full control. They ran off Tancredo, Hunter, now Thompson. They certainly can not be having actual conservative Republicans running for President. That is reserved for RINO’s and CCID’s (Communist Calling Itself Democrat). Well “republicans” you had your chance, and ya’ll f****d it off. Final advice? Get rifles and ammo while you can cause after getting the illegal aliens amnestied they will be finding ways to disarm everyone no matter what the Supreme Court decides."

"This country has no conservative candidate and my vote is now a stay home. This country is doomed."

"I am in tears here. What will happen to my country now?!"

"Who does Rush want me to vote for now?"

"Ohcrap! What a bunch of losers that leaves us with!"

"Recommendation: Check your weapons and restock you ammo before the Second Amendment comes under further attack, and think long and hard about that third party...now is the time."

"There isn’t a Republican still running worth getting off the couch for. And lets face it, none of the afore mentioned rhino’s have a snow ball’s chance in hell of beating Obama or Hildebeast. So, Comrades, it is time to break out the Gold Hammers and Sickles, Red Stars, and Copies of Das Kapital. This just sucks....."

"Well, I just flushed $300 down the toilet on Fred."
LULZ

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Schadenfreude - I haz it!

bigdog said...

Is this one for real? "Who does Rush want me to vote for now?"

Anonymous said...

You know I was feeling sort of down. Packers lost, had to shovel a foot of snow, more than a week until payday, still 3 days until Friday, but reading that just filled me with joy!

Anonymous said...

That had to be the most desultory campaign for anything at all that was ever waged in this country. One for the record books.

Anonymous said...

Boy, it just amazing how effective the right-wing propaganda is with their nut-job constituentcy -- especially the gun-nut crowd! To even REMOTELY imply that Hillary or Obama are 'communists' or even 'leftists' (in any normal sense of the term) just proves how unrealistic these Reich-wingers perceptions are! I could even see them referring to someone like my-man Kucinich as a socialist (they'd still be mostly wrong) but HILLARY?!?! She's hard-core 'corporate' and Obama isn't too far behind, with Edwards' conversion to anti-corporate populist being pretty suspect.

Shows you what prolonged listening to Rush and watching O'Reilly will do to your judgement..

Anonymous said...

Yep, big em, that's what the dupes get for letting media-whores like Rush and O'Leilly dicate to them.

Anonymous said...

sorry, but what is LULZ?
AND
while i'm at it,
what's pwn3d?
i can't find those in acronym dictionaries.
thanks,
siri

maru said...

LULZ = lazy-ass tying for "lots of LOL"

pwn3d = owned, bitchslapped, groin-punched, beaten

Anonymous said...

AH! thank you Maru.
This is just such the EDUCATIONAL SITE! i learnz sumpthin ever day!
hugz,
siri