January 29, 2008


Speaking about one of his signature programs, Pretzelnitwit McDumbass urged Congress to continue the No Child Left Behind Act, saying, "no one can deny its results." Republicans enthusiastically applauded while dropping to their knees, mouths open and lips moistened. Several Democrats, who disagree, could be heard laughing at Bush's conclusion.

Fun Fact: Number of times Bush said terror/terrorist/terrorists: 22
Number of times Bush said Osama: 0

Bonus important campaign news: b. HUSSEIN Osama ignored Hillary!!