January 3, 2008

Republican Fellatio Techniques

In an acrobatic display of flip-flopping which in included a double twist and landing directly on his knees with an eagerly awaiting mouth, Romney claims that Chimpy O'Drydrunk has strengthened our economy by getting us off of foreign oil.

Mission Accomplished!

4 comments:

maru said...

Hi UNDIE,

I'm keeping both these simulposts up, because the subject is so mindboggling stupid!

I'm still scratching my head!

Anonymous said...

Fuckin' Reboobs are REALLY into this 'non-reality' thing where 'image' and 'take-away impression' are far more important than any real 'fact-based' position a candidate might have (much less a rational decision making tool -- like a candidate's voting record!) It's like the old movie 'Flashdance' -- inspirational, 'empowering' images/scenes linked together in a disparate sequence that no real person could ever accomplish. It's the only approach the Reboobs really have since -- if they were honest about their primary intentions & goals (ie; we want to help rich people get richer)-- they would only get 5% of the vote.

Mark In Irvine said...

WTF! I'm lovin' yer blog, dog.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Jeebus. Undie, yer gettin' better by the day. That said, the Rethugs are gettin' worse. Any more divorces from reality, and they'll end up in Lalaland.