January 28, 2008

Retarded Disaster Monkey wants to be remembered as "another Lincoln"

Don't say it... don't say it... don't say it...

Fox News shill Bret Baier “was granted unprecedented access" {Gee. What a surprise - Ed.} by the petulant Pinhead McPretzal to put together a one-hour documentary that reflects back on his [disastrous] presidency. The documentary will air this Sunday night.

Baier previewed his fawning paean of suckitude -- laughingly entitled “George W. Bush: Fighting to the Finish” -- on Fox Nooze Friday afternoon. He said that what surprised him from the interview was the Dictator-tot’s repeated efforts to link himself to Abraham Lincoln.
Gggggggggg...    Comment of the day: 'Lincoln was brain dead when he left office too.' There. I said it. Which brings us to...

Restorin' honor an' integritude back to DC

With Jebus's Party of Moral Values --
Three federal employees are being investigated for unlawful political activities after they allegedly sent an e-mail falsely accusing Barack Obama of being a "radical Muslim."

The US Office of Special Counsel - the independent federal agency responsible for enforcing a law banning civil service workers from engaging in political activism while performing their official duties - has launched investigations of two employees at one agency and one employee at another agency.

The Counsel's office would not identify the individuals under investigation, or which agencies they work for because the investigation has not been completed.
And in another somewhat related story...

Speaking of suck, this person generates such vast quantities of it (s)he could consume several entire planets at once (warning: link goes to inhumanevents.com):
"[Il Ducebag] walked into a White House stained by scandal and restored it to its former dignity..."
Bwaaahahahahaha! Gawd. Oh really. Well, just off the top of my head I came up with these examples of the Bush misadministration's sterling and unfortunately unimpeachable* character (below):

  • Abu Ghraib
  • Lying about going to war. 935 times.
  • Ignoring the PDB of August 6, 2001 entitled "Bin Laden determined to attack in the US"
  • Enron and Ken Lay
  • Outing a CIA agent
  • Jack Abramoff
  • Blackwater
  • Waterboarding
  • Halliburton's no-bid contracts, overcharging, and missing $$$
  • Pat Tillman and Jessica Lynch
  • Anything to do with Tom DeLay
  • Cheney's energy policy meetings
  • Phone-jamming the Dems in the 02 election

  • Fucking with the American people, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights is a bit more serious than Bill Clinton's right to get a fucking blowjob, don'tcha think?

  • Conditions at Walter Reed
  • Terri Schiavo
  • Alberto Gonzales
  • Harriet Miers
  • The "Clear Skies Act"
  • Firing of US attorneys
  • Illegal wiretapping
  • "Free speech zones"
  • "Lost" White House emails
  • The Dubai Ports deal
  • Don Rumsfeld
  • Jeff Gannon, the White House whore
  • "Heck of a job, Brownie"
  • Duke Cunningham. Scooter Libby. Kyle Foggo. Mark Foley. David Safavian. Claude Allen. Lurita Doan. Larry Craig. David Vitter. Ted Stevens.

  • I'm out of breath. See also here, here, and here.

    *Fucking Dems