Straight Talk Express Hits Bump in Road

We had a primary here in cold and snowy Michigan yesterday after some furiously last minute campaigning where the Straight talker made an appeal to his constituency, dead people.

Straight talking maverick John McStain, campaigning in a funeral home, hoped for a large turnout by the living Tuesday as Michigan voters judged the Republican presidential pack in a snowy primary.

Acting on orders given by the great Orange Satan, I voted for Romney. I feel just terrible about it. ;-)~

The Results:
Republicans
Mitt's Presidential Shoulders and Reagan-esque Hair-39
Mr Maverick-----------------------------------------30
Jesus' Guy--------------------------------------------16
Paultard---------------------------------------------- 6
Aqua Velva Grampa/Daddy---------------------------4
America's 9-11 Mayor---------------------------------3
None of the Above-------------------------------------2

America's 9-11 Mayor's strategy of proving that he’s a winner by losing every contest so far seems to be working well as the "Liberal Media" tells us this is great news for Rudy who is now ready to make his big move.
Rudy9-11mentum!!