A great gift giving idea for the Evangenitals in your life. Nolocontendere has unearthed the newest, latest and greatest whatchamathingie that is a a must have!
This incredible invention receives signals directly from the Dept. of Homeland Security anywhere within the continental US and changes color the moment the national threat is updated.
No more anxiety! No more need for breaking news to tell you what you need to know NOW!
This beautifully sculpted figurine is molded out of high impact plastic and comes with full instructions. Requires two 'AA' size batteries (not included). Get one for every room in your house - Evenworks in your car!
Now you and your family can be safe and have piece of mind knowing the Son of God is eternally vigilant.
Don't delay, call today, call NOW and also receive at no additional cost, a free set of Ginshui knives. You know, to behead the islamocommienazijihadifascists hiding under your bed.
4 comments:
You makin' shit up again, UndieLib? Please tell me it ain't true.
I don't know how my fambly and me has survived without one of theses.
Where does I pay?
There IS linky goodness....I wish I could make shit up like that.
Operators are standing by!
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Dude, I am so not clicking anything you link to! Anaconda the last time I did, I lost another keyboard.
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