Ass Kickin' Surgitude: A Hundred More Years!!

The Straight Talk Express swerves off the road as Maverick John McInsane(R-Senile) attacked “anyone” who points out that he is “fine” with keeping U.S. troops in Iraq for 100 or more years. “Anyone who worries about how long we’re in Iraq does not understand the military and does not understand war,” said McCain. And the Maverick has proven his understanding very from the beginning.

Sept. 24, 2002: “I believe that the success will be fairly easy.”
Sept. 29, 2002: “We’re not going to get into house-to-house fighting in Baghdad. We may have to take out buildings, but we’re not going to have a bloodletting of trading American bodies for Iraqi bodies.”
Jan. 22, 2003: “We will win this conflict. We will win it easily.”
March 20, 2003: “I believe, Katie, that the Iraqi people will greet us as liberators.”

But wait, like a ginshui knife commercial, it gets even better

Apr. 9, 2003: “It’s clear that the end is very much in sight.”
Apr. 23, 2003: “There’s not a history of clashes that are violent between Sunnis and Shias. So I think they can probably get along.”
Dec. 14, 2003: “This is a mission accomplished. They know how much influence Saddam Hussein had on the Iraqi people, how much more difficult it made to get their cooperation.”
March 7, 2004: “I’m confident we’re on the right course.”
Dec. 8, 2005: “I do think that progress is being made in a lot of Iraq. Overall, I think a year from now, we will have made a fair amount of progress if we stay the course. If I thought we weren’t making progress, I’d be despondent.”

With Reaganistic Alzheimer's drool dripping onto his flag lapel pin, he NOW SAYS that it is “really almost insulting to one’s intelligence” to question “how long we’re in Iraq” because he believes the current strategy is succeeding. He understands the military and he understands war.

U.S. forces find 13 bodies in Iraq mass grave: Men were handcuffed, had been shot in head, showed signs of torture
Car bombs kill 11 in Baghdad: Violence is increasing in Iraq, raising questions about whether the security improvements credited to the increase in U.S. troops may be short-lived
Iraq: At least 5 killed as US occupation grinds on: Three bodies were found in different districts across Baghdad on Monday, police said.

The surge is working....we're kickin' ass!!
More Wars, Less Jobs.
McInsane '08!