February 4, 2008

Eggs Of Mass Destruction

Yet another Terrorist Plot Thwarted

An 18-year-old Pennsylvania teenager was charged Saturday with harboring a "weapon of mass destruction" after igniting what looked to be a plastic Easter egg filled with plastic pellets inside a flea market.
The teenager surrendered after employees chased him into a parking lot and stopped him from getting into a car. Authorities charged him with possessing a WMD, recklessly endangering others, disorderly conduct and assault.
A kid, firecracker, no one injured=Mass Destruction? Perhaps a trip to club Gitmo with some waterboarding is in order.
Only in Amerikkka.

If you want to see a REAL weapon of mass destruction, watch me light a fart!

1 comment:

Spirula said...

Well, of course firecrackers are WMD's...if french fries are these.