Happy Valentine Day

A gift giving idea for today via Blueberry at Texas Oasis











Introducing Bittersweets® - The Valentine's Candy for the Rest of Us. Now available in THREE unique collections- "Dejected", "Dysfunctional", and "Dumped"- with each featuring up to 37 unique sayings each!

"Dejected" sayings include:

I MISS MY EX PEAKED AT 17 MAIL ORDER TABLE FOR 1
I CRY ON Q U C MY BLOG? LOSS LEADER A FINE WHINE
MOMMY ISSUES DIGNITY FREE DORK MAGNET PURE NAUSEA
WE HAD PLANS MAIL ORDER SETTLE 4LESS I'M HOT INSIDE

"Dysfunctional" sayings include:

ANNULMENT I BEEN CREEPIN HE CAN LISTEN GAME ON TV
CALL A 900# P.S. I LUV ME DO MY DISHES BOOTY INFL8N
PAROLE IS UP! AWFUL INLAWS SUB PRIME I WANT HALF
RETURN 2 PIT NO FIX 4 DUMB RATHER DRINK MUTUAL DISGUST

"Dumped" sayings include:

I GOT SOBER HE FIT U FAT U LEFT SEATUP USED U 4 FUN
JUST A FRIEND BACK 2 KENNEL DORKA PHOBIC U HAVE A BLOG
RUSSIAN BRIDE CELEB8 THX2U DOG IS CUTER TRADIN YOU IN
FORGET WE MET KISS A FROG SHE IS 22! HE HAS A JOB

Truly, Bittersweets® are the perfect gift for you OR for someone you love, especially if that special someone is one who doesn't want to hurt your feelings but just doesn't feel that way about you but still wants to be friends so they can torment you with stories about their crushes on someone who doesn't appreciate them like you do, can't love them like you can, and actually takes pleasure in corralling a herd of fawning "just friends" behind themselves as they indulge in one self-destructive relationship after another, with no hope of ever finding true love, despite an army of souls eager to lavish it upon them.