February 8, 2008

Our long national nightmare...

Total effing facepalm:

Stupie McWarmonkey, trying to rally conservatives for a battle against Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, said "prosperity and peace" are at stake in the upcoming election for his successor.
"The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. In November, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote republican, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath."

Whoops, sorry...
"Prosperity and peace are in the balance," he unbelievably told the usual hand-picked audience of auto-fellating goons.
And no, its not from The Onion. Or the Simpsons.

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