February 1, 2008

Rick Santorum makes major announcement!!

The man-on-dog former Senator has endorsed dog-on-car candidate Multiple Choice Mitt.

Some reactions from you-know-where:

"Well how dare he. Doesn’t he know that Mitt’s all for killing babies. What a Rino."

"Yes! This could mean dozens-—even hundreds-—more votes for Romney. It’s hugh!"

"Can you imagine a Romney/Santorum ticket? Two handsome guys with great hair."
OMG, that would be so awesome!111!!!!! It's hugh!!11!

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