February 11, 2008

Taxes Are For Little People

In a classic display of fucktardery and IOKIYARism, Stoopie McChimptard tells the nation that cheating on your taxes is just fine, as long as he can make the middle class pay for it.

WALLACE: [In November, the Republican nominee] would be weighed down by a faltering economy, an unpopular war, at least according to the polls, and — forgive me — according to polls, an unpopular president. How does he overcome all of that and beat the Democrats?
BUSH: Because there are two big issues. One is who’s going to keep your taxes low. Most Americans feel overtaxed. And I promise you the Democrat [sic] Party is going to field a candidate that says, “I’m going to raise your taxes.”
They’re going to say, “Oh, we’re only going to tax the rich people.” But most people in America understand that, you know, rich people hire good accountants and figure out how not to, you know, necessarily pay all the taxes, and the middle class gets stuck.
Because, ya see, if wealthy people hire good accountants to shirk their tax bill, we should cut their taxes even more. 'Murkans unnerstand that. Now watch this drive.

Unfuckingbelievable.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

he didn't really say that, did he? really?