Damn... I just noticed this blog turned six years old this month. What were we writing about back in Feb 02? The Enron scandal, Bunnypants' "Axis of Evil" speech, repuke moral values, and golf jokes:
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."We also had a totally different look which wasn't saved when we changed our template not too long ago, so the older stuff looks kinda weird. Otherwise, it's amazing how other things have hardly changed at all.
Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
Golfer: I've never played this bad before.
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"
Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
Golfer (screaming): "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!"
Caddy: "I doubt it. That would be too much of a coincidence!"