March 10, 2008

Bush said to be pressuring McCain to pick the Mittster as his running mate

Fred Barnes of the Weekly Fishwrap reports that Tipsy McStaggers favors dog-torturing, abortion-lobbying cult member Waffling Willard McWhitebread as John McCain’s (R-Insane) running mate, as does Preznit 19% Approval Rating's smarter brother Jeb Bush, who “preferred Romney over McCain in the primaries.”

Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol also recently stated that “Mitt Romney would be good,” adding that he “vetted the idea" checked with Karl Rove to see if it would be OK.

Geez, why didn't they just ask Rush Limpbag while they were at it?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Boy, with a brain-trust like W, Kristol, et al, McCrank will be lucky to garner even the 10% nutjob vote that the Repukes can usually count on!