For something other than hunting or speaking to contributors. Actual work-related stuff? God, they really are getting desperate.
Preznit Deciderer is "sending" Dick Cheney to the Middle East to snarl to leaders there about various issues. Cheney will leave next Sunday, March 16, and travel to Oman, Saudi Arabia, Israel, the Palestinian President, the West Bank and Turkey. The White House says Cheney will be meeting with Middle East leaders to discuss "issues of mutual interest."In other words -- which look really strange together -- Cheney will try to use "diplomacy."
I can hear the panicky conversations from the Oval Orifice now:
"Unca Dick! You gotta do sumfin! Mah legacy!!"
"Our legacy, you pathetic twit. If it was any deeper in the crapper I'd have to use your goddamn head to pull it out of there, you miserable worm. And stop your damn snivelling, you're getting on my fucking nerves."
"You gotta force 'em to make peace or sumfin. An' tell 'em to lower the gas prices!"
"Is that supposed to be funny? What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"But Unca Dick!!!1!!
"Jesus Fucking Christ, shut the fuck up. I can't fucking believe this... Fucking always cleaning up your messes... "
Yeah, this should end well.
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Now, what issues of mutual interest do the Saudis and the Israelis have? Oh right, American arms sales.
Isn't this basically the same trip Darth made back in November? USA reported back then: "The White House said Cheney would discuss 'key issues of mutual interest' with the leaders."
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-05-03-cheney-mideast_N.htm
How about that? Probably no "sword dances" this time around with King Abdullah, though. Dicky got that blood clot thing in his leg last time he fleww too much.
Maybe, this is where Cheney finally gets our "Arab friends" to sign on the dotted line for WWIII beginning in Iran?
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