March 10, 2008

Eliot Spitzer admits involvement in prostitution ring

Sigh.

NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, and making some good money, too, though those nipple clamps really hurt.

Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides early this afternoon, had hours earlier abruptly canceled both public and private events for the day. Mr. Spitzer, a first-term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.
Feh. So what: everyone knows Demoncraps are all Godless libertines anyway.

Speaking of whores, the Oklahoma House of Representatives has passed a bill that allows students to get full credit if they answer "6000 years" for "What is the age of the Earth?", and Larry Craig is still a US Senator.

2 comments:

tom said...

Will they also get full credit if they answer 2+2=7
or if
they answer
what shape is the world, FLAT
and at the end there monsters be???

TomDem

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